Game 6

Click Rain

IN A WORLD...

"The pumpkins are advancing! REPEAT: The pumpkins are...!" ::kzzzzgh::

...WHERE HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY THE VICTORS...

"We've only got six hours before this thing explodes! It's impossible!"

...ONE CAKE...

"Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk!"

...IS BRAVE ENOUGH....

"There's... there's TWO of them! Oozing sweet pumpkin filling and topped by buttery crumble... and they're enormous! Help us, Kirk!"

...TO TAKE ON A LEGEND.

"We survived Chernobyl, and we can survive this! We can do it, guys... if all of our delicious chocolately ingredients WORK TOGETHER!" ::Uproarious cheering ensues, emotional music swells::

THIS FALL, SAVOR THE SWEET TASTE OF NEAR-VICTORY FOR EVERYONE'S FAVORITE ONE-LEGGED UKRANIAN ORPHAN CAKE...

"I hate to break it to you kid -- you gave a heck of a fight, but you might be losing this battle..."

KIRK VII: THE PUMPKINING. Coming soon to a theater near you.